Enjoy with some funny shayaries

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Darakht ke paimane pe chilman-E- husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E- husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi zaroor batana


teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJA kar de sawera


Kya aankhen hain tumahari
Kya chehra tumne paya hai
Kya aankhen hain tumahari
Kya chehra tumne paya hai
Aisa lagta hai jaise
Peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai.


Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Abe aage bhi to bol
Nuclear power ka jamana hai
Bomb se uda do sale ko.


Who jab chalti hain to rahon mein 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon
Who jab chalti hain to rahon mein 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad wo sab utha leta hoon.