Enjoy with some funny shayaries

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Darakht ke paimane pe chilman-E- husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E- husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi zaroor batana


teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJA kar de sawera


Kya aankhen hain tumahari
Kya chehra tumne paya hai
Kya aankhen hain tumahari
Kya chehra tumne paya hai
Aisa lagta hai jaise
Peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai.


Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pattar se na mare mere deewane ko
Abe aage bhi to bol
Nuclear power ka jamana hai
Bomb se uda do sale ko.


Who jab chalti hain to rahon mein 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon
Who jab chalti hain to rahon mein 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad wo sab utha leta hoon.

kuchh beshkeemti khajane aapke liye

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Sahil ke sukoon se inkar kise hai...
Magar tufano se ladne ka maza kuch aur hi hai!!

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MERE BIKNE SE PEHLE KOYI MUJHE POOCHTA NA THA;
KHAREED KAR AAP NE MUJHE ANMOL KAR DIYA!!

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Bachcho ke chhote haathon ko chaand-sitare chhune du;
Char kitabe padhke, ye hamare jaise ho jaayenge!!

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Tamaam umr tera intjaar kar lenge . .
Magar ye ranj rahega ke jindagi kam hai !!

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Kehte hain hath mein Takdeer huaa karti hai;
Kal yunhi hath pe, ek naam likha, der talak!!

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Aaina Dekh Kar Tasalli Huyi . . .
Hum Ko Es Ghar Me Janta hai Koi!!

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Ghar laut ke royenge, Maa-Baap akele mein,
Mitti ke khilone bhi, saste na the Mele mein!!

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Har ek paanv mujhe Raundete huye guzre;
Na jaane kaun si manzil ka rasta hoon main!!

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Deewar kya giri mere kachche makan ki,
Logo ne mere Angan se raaste bana liye!!

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USEY YE FIQAR KE, HAR BAAT MUJHSE KEH DALI;
MUJHE YE WEHEM KE, KUCH KHAAS BAAT BAAKI HAI!!

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Mana ki khushiya nahi apne bas mein;
Magar muskurana to ekhtiyar hai!!

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Rote rote poocha dil se pairon ke chhaalo ne
Basti kitni door basa li dil mein basne walo ne!!

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waqt do hi guzare hain zindagi ke kathin...
ek tere aane se pehle...ek tere jaane ke baad.

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VO KEHTE THE RONE SE NAHI BADAL SAKTA NASEEB;
UNKI IS BAAT NE UMR BHAR HAME RONE BHI NA DIYA!!

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Log kahte hain, tum apni mohhabat ka izhaar kyu nahi karte????
Hamne kaha: jo lafjo main bayan ho jaye, sirf utna hum unse
PYAR nahi karte

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